Do your local news affiliates?
Question: Make you want to go on a homicidal rampage as they deliver that tripe called 'news.' With their bland fake expressions, inability to read the teleprompter and plastic smiles. I refuse to pay for cable but the antenna news is SHIFT8888ing killing me!
Answers:
oh, but tony has been so punny lately! as beyonce trips and falls down the stairs in a video clip..."up next this lady performer sure is a *special emphasis on the word that was the name of one of her hit singles* Sur-vi-vor"...as he grins to himself in satisfaction.
And Lindsey Lohan's movie that was filming in town sure was not *fully loaded* (partial title of her last stinky bomb movie) at the box office this weekend!
oh, no. you're killing me!
also, wendy was broadcasting from the fair last weke when she said 'public intoxication starts now'. WTF? how can you not be entertained?!
i get all my news from the daily show.
i know, i know, it's their slogan but it's true.
come on...have you ever witnessed the news crew drinking it up at McCarthy's (rip 1019)?!?!?!
That sports guy drinks more than Ash Management put together!!
besides what would our wonderbubble of a town be like without the fabulous TV heros of Channel 4.
P.S. you can come and watch Rock of Love at my house any time.
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